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He's Gonna Toot and I'm Gonna Scoot: Waiting for Gabriel's Horn

Barbara Johnson
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  • ISBN: 0785296492, 9780785296492
  • Page count: 164
  • Published: 2008
  • Format: Paperback
  • Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Barbara Johnson's ministry to the broken hearted has rescued thousands from the cesspools of life and helped the hopeless learn to laugh again. Now, sharing outrageous humor, rib-tickling insights, and inspiring, real-life examples, she shows you how to put life's trials into heavenly perspective. With Barb's zany humor leading the way like a geranium bobbing in a parade leader's hat, you'll be able to face each new challenge with grace?maybe even a giggle. Soon you'll have your sights set on eternity and your ears tuned to the heavenly trumpeter's frequency as you, too, joyously await that day when He's gonna toot, and we're gonna scoot!

"Barbara Johnson's writing may not make us thinner, but it sure does make us easier to live with! She has a way of removing a lot of the grit and grind from our crankcase so we can enjoy the trip from earth to heaven without a breakdown." ?Charles Swindoll, President Dallas Theological Seminary

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Categories: Christian Living, Spirituality, Humor, Personal Growth

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About the Author

Barbara Johnson

Barbara Johnson was the founder of Spatula Ministries, a coauthor of various Women of Faith devotionals, and the author of numerous bestselling books, including Boomerang Joy, Living Somewhere between Estrogen and Death, and Stick a Geranium in Your Hat and Be Happy.

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